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What's a "liberial?"

 

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Hilery Clinton told Arnold Schwarzenegger if you were my husband I would poison your drink. And arnold said if you were my wife I would drink it.

Hmm. Sounds suspiciously like the famous Winston Churchill quote:

There is a famous exchange between Winston Churchill and Lady Astor when they were both staying at Blenheim Castle visiting the Marlboroughs. The two politicians had been at each other's throat all weekend when Lady Astor said, "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee." Whereupon Winston said, "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."

http://www.jssgallery.org/Paintings/Lady_Astor.htm

Rag, I have to admit, I don't get this one either:

Someone who would FEEL BETTER if you jumped out a 10 story window.